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We ship to US addresses only (\u003ca href=\"mailto:hello@eldersstrikeback.com\"\u003ehello@eldersstrikeback.com\u003c\/a\u003e for changes), and shipping is calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRETURNS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nMisprinted, defective or damaged? Email \u003ca href=\"mailto:hello@eldersstrikeback.com\"\u003ehello@eldersstrikeback.com\u003c\/a\u003e within 21 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. Because every piece is made just for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, wrong size or wrong color, so please check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e first. 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Because every piece is made just for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, wrong size or wrong color, so please check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e first. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does “tuff” mean?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Tuff” is a playful respelling of “tough,” and kids mostly use it as a compliment meaning cool, impressive or stylish, so “your shoes are tuff” is high praise. It can also mean “that’s rough,” as in “You failed the quiz? That’s tuff.” It has been a hallway and TikTok staple for the last few years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does the tee fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a unisex retail fit with a classic crew neck. 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